Dear parents of my friends...

Please stop friending me on Facebook. It's weird. We're all adults now, and I haven't even talked to some of your children in years. Yes, you knew me when I was somewhere between 10-17. But that only makes it weirder, because I'm not a child anymore. Also, I don't need to know more about your life. I much prefer remembering you only as "xxx's mom/dad," rather than reading all your status updates about your boring hobbies or lack thereof. 

Love,

Amy

Dear Fathers' Day...

It would be awesome if you would stop throwing it in my face this year.

Love,
Amy

Dear bike riders...

I'm so happy that you're biking and saving the environment, and I even hope one day to own a bike of my own so that I can ride to work / play/ whatever, but I really don't appreciate that you so often don't follow any of the traffic laws. Bike on the correct side of the road, in the correct direction on the road, and don't ride on the sidewalk and then give me a dirty look or yell at me when I'm walking on the sidewalk as I am supposed to be doing. You don't see any people in cars driving on the wrong side of the road, going the wrong direction up a one-way street, or driving on sidewalks, now do you? You're still in/on a moving vehicle, so please act like it.

Love,

Amy