Dear parents of my friends...

Please stop friending me on Facebook. It's weird. We're all adults now, and I haven't even talked to some of your children in years. Yes, you knew me when I was somewhere between 10-17. But that only makes it weirder, because I'm not a child anymore. Also, I don't need to know more about your life. I much prefer remembering you only as "xxx's mom/dad," rather than reading all your status updates about your boring hobbies or lack thereof. 

Love,

Amy